DESTROY THE  MORON
CULTURE
    BY PAUL WALLIS
    I used to write under the name Layman. The site running my books turned into a
    series of links to online gambling and other garbage back in 2004. This is the
    result. CONTACT ON NAVBAR OR EMAIL BELOW.

    CURRENT NEWS:
            
    October 2009

    I've started trying to get all my gardening stuff organized, so I've opened up a new
    site on Hub Pages. The media revolution is taking its own sweet time, but I'm now
    working 10 hour days, so that's to be expected. I'm experimenting with my sound and
    visual software to try and get good quality.

    September 2009

    Well, that was fun. Moved house after four months of angst, (hence no new content)
    been flat out during and since that merry little episode, working in three different
    countries and four time zones.

    New addition: Dialog with Unexplained People on the Articles page and added a
    couple of DJ articles.

    Contact info:

    If you want to contact me, use Digital Journal . Too much spam on the emails.


    Added sound test , check out this link. This is obviously some sort of conspiracy, my
    accent sounds so Australian shrimps will move to other planets. The Pommy
    accents, irritatingly, sound OK.

    Books are available through lulu.com in hardcopy and e-book formats. See
    BOOKS page for link to lulu.

    FOR THOSE INTERESTED IN THE SIGNED H.G. WELLS PAINTING;
    IT'S ON THE FOR SALE PAGE, AT THE BOTTOM. CLAIM TO FAME IS
    IT'S THE ONLY ONE ON EARTH HE EVER SIGNED, AS FAR AS IS
    KNOWN. (THEORY IS THAT NOBODY ELSE GAVE HIM A PAINTING
    TO SIGN. HE SEEMS TO HAVE SIGNED EVERYTHING ELSE.)

    THE H.G. WELLS SOCIETY HAS VERIFIED THAT THE SIGNATURE
    LOOKS RIGHT, BUT HASN'T ACTUALLY CONDUCTED A TEST. THE
    INK IS INDIAN INK, THE POPULAR INK FOR FOUNTAIN PENS AT THE
    TIME, HENCE THE BROWN COLOR THROUGH OXIDIZATION.

      
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"When most suborn'd, stands least in thy
control."
Shakespeare, Sonnets.

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SAVE THE PLANET-
PLANT A SYCOPHANT
"I THINK, THEREFORE I AM SOMEONE ELSE."  
(MOTTO OF THE PLAGIARISTS SOCIETY)
NOTE:
  • THIS SITE IS ABOUT SATIRE. THIS
    ISN'T PC CENTRAL, AND I'M NOT
    TRYING TO WIN ANY POPULARITY
    CONTESTS WITH ANYONE, LARGELY
    BECAUSE I PREFER TO KEEP MY
    SELF RESPECT.
  • IMAGES REPRESENT CONCEPTS, NOT
    SPECIFIC INDIVIDUALS. ONLY THE
    LITTLE NURSE IS BASED ON A REAL
    PERSON.
COLLEGE HUMOR IS A WORTHWHILE SITE, SOMEONE'S
ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING, AND USUALLY HAS
SOMETHING NOBODY ELSE IS DOING, AND LINKS TO
OTHER SITES THAT AREN'T MAUSOLEUMS.  
PRIVACY
    ANY COMMENTS, INQUIRIES, GENERAL WHINGES, OR RANDOM
    IRRATIONAL DESIRES TO DONATE GIGANTIC AMOUNTS OF MONEY
    FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, WELCOME.

    (GETTING TOO MUCH SPAM WITH CONTACT DETAILS, CONTACT THROUGH ELANCE OR DJ)
SYDNEY MEDIA JAM
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    NASA does not endorse external sites. But I'm pretty
    happy about linking to them. Truly fantastic stuff
    from the original jeweler's window.
PARENTS-
RELEVANT
PICTURE IS
"THE SINGER"
WATERCOLOR ON
BOARD-MOUNTED
CANVAS.

Yeah, really,
watercolor. It can
be done. Just
scrape the
canvas to get rid
of the white
spirit, and this is
what happens.
    I came up with a few ideas for poker
    chips, for some reason, perhaps
    because most poker chips are
    incredibly boring looking things. This
    is one of a series.
This is an acrylic transparency painted on
microfiche plastic.

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