BY PAUL WALLIS

    CURRENT NEWS:

    Sorry about slow updates. I have to hit and run on this site, because I'm doing so
    much commercial writing.

    New book out on Smashwords- LIVE LAZY AND LOVE IT






















    This is a book about doing things the easy way. I've done it the hard way long
    enough, and it's an informed opinion.

    Some other news- I've been helping out with a longtime associate of mine on a
    fabulous, not to say scary, new book. I think this book has fantastic potential for a
    movie or TV series. Expect much babbling about it from me if it gets the attention it
    deserves




    Books are available through lulu.com in hardcopy and e-book formats. See
    BOOKS page for link to lulu.

    FOR THOSE INTERESTED IN THE SIGNED H.G. WELLS PAINTING;
    IT'S ON THE FOR SALE PAGE, AT THE BOTTOM. CLAIM TO FAME IS
    IT'S THE ONLY ONE ON EARTH HE EVER SIGNED, AS FAR AS IS
    KNOWN. (THEORY IS THAT NOBODY ELSE GAVE HIM A PAINTING
    TO SIGN. HE SEEMS TO HAVE SIGNED EVERYTHING ELSE.)

    THE H.G. WELLS SOCIETY HAS VERIFIED THAT THE SIGNATURE
    LOOKS RIGHT, BUT HASN'T ACTUALLY CONDUCTED A TEST. THE
    INK IS INDIAN INK, THE POPULAR INK FOR FOUNTAIN PENS AT THE
    TIME, HENCE THE BROWN COLOR THROUGH OXIDIZATION.

      
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"When most suborn'd, stands least in thy control."
Shakespeare, Sonnets.

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"I THINK, THEREFORE I AM SOMEONE ELSE."  
(MOTTO OF THE PLAGIARISTS SOCIETY)
NOTE:
  • THIS SITE IS ABOUT SATIRE. THIS
    ISN'T PC CENTRAL, AND I'M NOT
    TRYING TO WIN ANY POPULARITY
    CONTESTS WITH ANYONE, LARGELY
    BECAUSE I PREFER TO KEEP MY
    SELF RESPECT.
  • IMAGES REPRESENT CONCEPTS, NOT
    SPECIFIC INDIVIDUALS. ONLY THE
    LITTLE NURSE IS BASED ON A REAL
    PERSON.
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SOMETHING NOBODY ELSE IS DOING, AND LINKS TO
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    happy about linking to them. Truly fantastic stuff
    from the original jeweler's window.
PARENTS-
RELEVANT
PICTURE IS
"THE SINGER"
WATERCOLOR ON
BOARD-MOUNTED
CANVAS.

Yeah, really,
watercolor. It can
be done. Just
scrape the
canvas to get rid
of the white
spirit, and this is
what happens.
    I came up with a few ideas for poker
    chips, for some reason, perhaps
    because most poker chips are
    incredibly boring looking things. This
    is one of a series.
This is an acrylic transparency painted on
microfiche plastic.

MY SITES:
    A few graphic ideas I've been working with. Adobe CS5 is driving me
    nuts. No fast fill, etc, it's not at all what I expected. Even Photoshop is a
    bit too slow and clunky for my tastes.Think I might just stick with Paint or
    Corel, if that's all it can do. I really do not want to be sitting around with a
    massive control panel that sometimes crashes and won't do very basic
    things. This site is made with Yahoo's Sitebuilder, and it's just plain quick
    and efficient, which I think is all anyone doing graphics online really
    wants.
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