THIS ISN'T A CIVILIZATION:   
IT'S A DISEASE.
    BY PAUL WALLIS
    I used to write under the name Layman. The site running my books turned into a
    series of links to online gambling and other garbage back in 2004. This is the
    result. CONTACT ON NAVBAR OR EMAIL BELOW.

    CURRENT NEWS:

    MARCH 2009

    Contact details removed from site, getting too much spam, so has to be at arm's
    length. If you want to contact me, use Digital Journal or Elance.


    Added sound test to index page. This is obviously some sort of conspiracy, my
    accent sounds so Australian shrimps will move to other planets. The Pommy
    accents, irritatingly, sound OK. The media player halfway down the page was the
    result.

    SEE NEW PAGE, ARTICLES, UNDER CONSTRUCTION. A COLLECTION OF MY
    FAVORITES.

    Books are available through lulu.com in hardcopy and e-book formats. See
    BOOKS page for link to lulu.

    FOR THOSE INTERESTED IN THE SIGNED H.G. WELLS PAINTING;
    IT'S ON THE FOR SALE PAGE, AT THE BOTTOM. CLAIM TO FAME IS
    IT'S THE ONLY ONE ON EARTH HE EVER SIGNED, AS FAR AS IS
    KNOWN. (THEORY IS THAT NOBODY ELSE GAVE HIM A PAINTING
    TO SIGN. HE SEEMS TO HAVE SIGNED EVERYTHING ELSE.)

    THE H.G. WELLS SOCIETY HAS VERIFIED THAT THE SIGNATURE
    LOOKS RIGHT, BUT HASN'T ACTUALLY CONDUCTED A TEST. THE
    INK IS INDIAN INK, THE POPULAR INK FOR FOUNTAIN PENS AT THE
    TIME, HENCE THE BROWN COLOR THROUGH OXIDIZATION.

      
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"When most suborn'd, stands least in thy
control."
Shakespeare, Sonnets.

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PLANT A SYCOPHANT
"I THINK, THEREFORE I AM SOMEONE ELSE."  
(MOTTO OF THE PLAGIARISTS SOCIETY)
NOTE:
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    TRYING TO WIN ANY POPULARITY
    CONTESTS WITH ANYONE, LARGELY
    BECAUSE I PREFER TO KEEP MY
    SELF RESPECT.
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    LITTLE NURSE IS BASED ON A REAL
    PERSON.
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    FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, WELCOME.

    (GETTING TOO MUCH SPAM WITH CONTACT DETAILS, CONTACT THROUGH ELANCE OR DJ)
SYDNEY MEDIA JAM
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    NASA does not endorse external sites. But I'm pretty
    happy about linking to them. Truly fantastic stuff
    from the original jeweler's window.
PARENTS-
RELEVANT
PICTURE IS
"THE SINGER"
WATERCOLOR ON
BOARD-MOUNTED
CANVAS.

Yeah, really,
watercolor. It can
be done. Just
scrape the
canvas to get rid
of the white
spirit, and this is
what happens.
    I came up with a few ideas for poker
    chips, for some reason, perhaps
    because most poker chips are
    incredibly boring looking things. This
    is one of a series.
This is an acrylic transparency painted on
microfiche plastic.

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CYNICAL MICROPHONE